Posted by The Editorial Desk / Monday, March 16th, 2009
Happened upon this hastily scrawled shopping list carelessly left behind (strike 1) at the pharmacy counter of my local Giant:

Found it interesting that the author took the time to seek out organic, fat-free milk and cage-free eggs (the non-descript “H2O” could denote self-bottled water, but I’ll play the cynic here and assume they were going the pre-packaged/designer route – strike 2), yet could not pass up the opportunity to feast upon the trisodium citrate (industrial flavor additive), partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil (genetically modified cooking agent), dried corn syrup (industrial sweetener) and distilled monoglycerides (industrial emulsifier) found in every Fruit Roll-Up:

(strike 3! You’re outta here, buddy!)
Anybody else ready to cop to their Achilles’ heel snack(s)?
(I’ve been known to enjoy a Drake’s Devil Dog (or two), but can claim blissful ignorance as I refuse to read the nutritional content).
–Warren Rojas
Tags: Achilles' heel, blog, Drake's Devil Dogs, Fruit Roll-Ups, Giant, groceries, Gut Check, Northern Virginia Magazine, organic, snacks, Warren Rojas
Queso. The kind that comes in a glass jar. There is nothing redeeming about it. (And although I buy organic milk, I don’t buy cage free eggs all the time, so I’m probably more likely to go to foodie purgatory than this poor shopper.)
March 17th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Chips and salsa are my kyrptonite!